• WHY …? WHY …? WHY …?

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    • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
    • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
    • Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
    • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
    • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at the Special Olympics?
    • If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
    • If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
    • If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
    • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
    • If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
    • Can you cry under water?
    • If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
    • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
    • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    • Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

  • Friends of Men vs. Friends of Women

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    Friends of Women:

    • A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend`s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

    Friends of Men:

    • A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend`s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.

  • What Women Think !!

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  • What is Marketing ?!

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    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”.
    – That’s Direct Marketing.

    2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”.
    – That’s Advertising.

    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”.
    – That’s Telemarketing.

    4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you Marry Me?”.
    – That’s Public Relations.

    5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry ! Me?”.
    – That’s Brand Recognition.

    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face”.
    – That’s Customer Feedback.

    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.”.
    – That’s demand and supply gap.

    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
    – That’s competition eating into your market share.

    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me! your wife arrives.”.
    – That’s restriction for entering new markets.