• Math Geniuses

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    • Check them out, really funny

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  • Reason why never visit a 5-star Hotel

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    • Question: “What would you like to have ?Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?”
    • Answer: “tea please”
    • Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
    • Answer: “Ceylon tea”
    • Question: “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”
    • Answer: “white”
    • Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
    • Answer: “With milk ?”
    • Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?”
    • Answer: “With cow milk please”
    • Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?”
    • Answer: “Um, I’ll take it black “
    • Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?”
    • Answer: “With sugar”
    • Question: “‘Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
    • Answer: “Cane sugar”
    • Question: “White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
    • Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead”
    • Question: “Mineral water or still water ?”
    • Answer: “Mineral water”
    • Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
    • Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst”. !!

  • Story Corner: A farmer’s donkey fell down into a well

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    A farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it wasn’t worth it to save the donkey. He asked his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed shovels and began to shovel dirt into the well.

    First, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. As the neighbors shoveled dirt on the animal, he shook it off and took a step up. Soon, all were amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

    Life shovels dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer died in agony from septic shock.

    The Moral of this story:

    • M1 – When you do something wrong and try to cover yourself, it always comes back to bite you!
    • M2 – Remember the 5 simple rules to be happy:

    1)- Free your heart from hatred – Forgive.
    2)- Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.
    3)- Live simply and appreciate what you have.
    5)- Expect less.
    4)- Give more.

  • What is Marketing ?!

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    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”.
    – That’s Direct Marketing.

    2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”.
    – That’s Advertising.

    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”.
    – That’s Telemarketing.

    4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you Marry Me?”.
    – That’s Public Relations.

    5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry ! Me?”.
    – That’s Brand Recognition.

    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face”.
    – That’s Customer Feedback.

    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.”.
    – That’s demand and supply gap.

    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
    – That’s competition eating into your market share.

    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me! your wife arrives.”.
    – That’s restriction for entering new markets.