• Story Corner: Student vs. Professor

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    After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

    Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

    Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

    Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.”

    If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam.”

    Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

    Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

    Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

    Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

    He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical .”

  • jokes X jokes IV

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    • Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
      Old Man: Certainly not.
      Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time?
      Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
      Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
      Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
      Young Man: Quite possible.
      Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
      Young Man: Quite possible.
      Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
      Young Man: Possible
      Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
      Young Man: (Smiles).
      Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
      Young Man: (Smiles).
      Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
      Young Man: (Smiles).
      Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
      Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
      Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a Watch.

    • A man walking along California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice…
      The Geni said: “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
      The man said: “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want”.
      The Geni said: “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
      The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing’s wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
      The Geni replied: “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

  • Interesting & Funny

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    • You can become an engineer if you study in Engineering college.
      But you cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College.
    • You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop.
      But you cannot expect a FULL from a FULL stop.
    • A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic.
      But a software engineer cannot become a software.
    • You can find keys in Key board.
      But you cannot find mother in mother board.
    • You can study and get any certificates.
      But you cannot get your death certificate.

  • jokes X jokes III

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    • A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.

      This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.

      When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

      The Godfather asks the book-keeper: “Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”

      The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.

      The book-keeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

      The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

      That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper’s temple, cocks it up and says: “Ask him again!”

      The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”

      The book-keeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”

      The Godfather asks the lawyer: “Well, what’d he say?”

      The lawyer replies: “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger!!”