• Story Corner: Does Management know their Staff ?

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    On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning Against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, How much do you earn?”

    The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, “I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?”

    Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, “Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months’ salary, now GET OUT and don’t come back”.

    The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

    Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, “And that applies for everybody in this company”.

    He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, “Who ‘s the young man that I just fired ?”

    To which an amazing reply came of, “He was the pizza delivery man, Sir!”

  • Mathematical Love Letter

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    A LOVE LETTER FROM A FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN TO HIS BELOVED

    My Dear Love,

    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your Elliptical garden.

    Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it got differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

    Yours ever loving,
    Pythagoras

  • What Happens If…

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    What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!!

    The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
    The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee. 
    The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
    The Israeli : will

    • Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
    • Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
    • Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
    • Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
    • Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
    • Re-occupy the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.
    • Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot them.
    • Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
    • Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
    • Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

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