• How Smart is Your Right Foot ??!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 4 Responses

    • This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And if you are anywhere near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying at least a few more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t.

      1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

      2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

      I told you so. And, there’s nothing you can do about it!

      Go ahead KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT!

  • Birthday Game

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    Select month, date and color that is relevant to you and complete the sentence.

    • Pick the month you were born in:

    January: i shot
    February: i ate
    March: i killed
    April: i ran away with
    May: i fell in love with
    June: i murdered

    July: i gave my shoes to
    August: i sang a duvet with
    September: i had crush on
    October: i danced with
    November: i kissed
    December: I hit
    • Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1: homeless guy.
    2: a fat lady.
    3: a mad cow.
    4: a mad monkey.
    5: a mexican.
    6: a gangster.
    7: a monkey.
    8: an ipod.
    9: my best friends boyfriend.
    10: a goat.
    11: my dog.
    12: my cat.
    13: the computer.
    14: my science teacher.
    15: my neighbor.
    16: myself.

    17: a giraffe.
    18: my bestfriend’s girl friend.
    19: a gorilla.
    20: a stuffed animal.
    21: a permenant marker.
    22: a policeman.
    23: a cannibal.
    24: a baseball bat.
    25: my pshyciatrist.
    26: old lady.
    27: hockey stick.
    28: a football player.
    29: a post man.
    30: a paperclip.
    31: my cell phone.
    • Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White: Because i was high.
    Black: Because I was drunk.
    Pink: Because I m a half dead.
    Red: Because I was in mental hospital
    Blue: Because i cant control myself.
    Green: Because I hate myself.

    Purple: Because I’am shy.
    Gray: Because that’s the way I am.
    Yellow: Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
    Orange: Because I enjoy it.
    Other: Because I was hungry.

  • Believe it or not, you can still read it !!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 5 Responses

    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg, The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt ..

  • Some Very Clever Business Signs & Slogans

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 4 Responses

    01) At an Optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
    02) In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up.”
    03) In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
    04) On a Plumber’s Shop: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
    05) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call us.”
    06) Pizza Shop Slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
    07) At a Tire Shop: “Invite us to your next blowout.”
    08) On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
    09) At a Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
    10) On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
    11) In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out.”
    12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
    13) On a Fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
    14) At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”
    15) Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
    16) At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be de-Lighted.”
    17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Please drive carefully. We’ll wait.”