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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

• This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an INDIAN … !!!

I Apologize… For all the mean things I might have said.I Apologize… For all the things I did or didn’t do.

I Apologize… If I ever ignored you.

I Apologize… If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.

I Apologize… If I ever thought I was better than you.

I Apologize… For everything wrong I’ve ever done.

I Care for You… Don’t ever forget that!

Through bad times and good,

I’ll always be here for you.

I’m writing this because… what if… tomorrow…

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