• Timepass Joke of the day


    One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said:

    hijack”

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    Everybody in the plane put there hands up.

    Then suddenly

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    Another guy from another side got up and said

    hi…john”

  • If you love someone … [different views]


    • THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

    If you love someone,
    Set her free…
    If she comes back, she’s yours,
    If she doesn’t, she never was …

    • & THE NEW VERSIONS …
    Pessimist:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
    If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

    Playful:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again, repeat

    Optimist:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    Don’t worry, she will come back.

    Suspicious:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.

    Bill Gates:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she comes back,
    I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

    Finance expert:

    If you love someone
    Set her free …
    If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
    If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

  • 3 Riddles, Test your Mind …


    Riddle #1:

    Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I`m gone too fast. What am I?

    Riddle #2:

    I dance and breathe and can even deceive. I am not alive, yet watch how I thrive. Do not come too near or I will eat you my dear. What am I?

    Riddle #3:

    There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?

    + Answers to be placed later.

  • 21 Amazing Facts


    1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.

    2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!

    3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

    4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.

    5. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.

    6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe .

    7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.

    8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

    9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.

    10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.

    11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

    12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

    13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.

    14. Our eyes (Pupils) are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

    15. Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

    16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.

    17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.

    18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.

    19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .

    20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.

    21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.