• Steve Bin Laden [a.k.a Osama Bin Jobs]

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    Famous Tech News Blog Gizmodo has made a challenge “use your skills to depict Steve Jobs as either good or evil” and this is the winning image.

  • 5 6 Things I Hate About Resident Evil 5

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    1- The AI: the time you are heavily trying to save some ammo by using the Machete whenever possible, you will get Sheva wasting Ammo on the same hordes of zombies you are currently fighting.

    2- Run & Gun: as long as the series totally upgraded I don’t think its good to keep the control scheme as is also. At least why should I press X to run (I’m not driving a car actually). Tilting the left stick a little should make the magic.

    3- Catching Breath: when you get in business there is no place to catch your breath or manage your inventory. Managing inventory in real time is a bad idea instead of choosing a weapon you may end up handing that accidentally to Sheva

    4- Voice: the voice of Sheva is in different pitches, it must rather be neutralized [or its my imagination].

    5- 720p: sadly the game is in 720p not 1080p and maybe the Xbox DVD limited size came up with this restriction. Early PS3 Version box rear stated that 720p format supported. Xbox in turn had 1080p supported (Almost All games on Xbox have 1080p format cuz the system automatically upscales 720 to 1080 pixels, Sony keeps the native resolution of the game.) HDTV Sets also upscales to make the game and other media get full Screen Display. PS3 Japanese version (Biohazard 5) has 720p, 1080i, 1080p printed on the box rear. luckily , we’ve to wait until march 13 to figure it out.

    6- Chris Action Figurine provided in the Limited Edition is 3 inches only.

  • The Ultimate Facts of Men & Women

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    Men:

    1. All men are extremely busy.
    2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
    3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
    4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
    5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
    6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
    7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

    Women:

    1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
    2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
    3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
    4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
    5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
    6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
    7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

  • Laws of Life

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    Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

    The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

    Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.

    First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.

    Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.

    Isaac’s Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

    The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

    Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.