• Why students fail in exams ?

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    It’s not the fault of the student if he/she fails, cuz the year has `ONLY 365′ days.

    Typical academic year for a student.

    1. Fridays, 52-Fridays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
    2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
    3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
    4. 1 hour for daily playing – (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
    5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) – means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
    6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) – means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
    7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
    8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays – 40 days. Balance 6 days.
    9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
    10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
    11. That 1 day is your birthday.

    So how can a student pass?!!

  • Mathematical Love Letter

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    A LOVE LETTER FROM A FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN TO HIS BELOVED

    My Dear Love,

    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your Elliptical garden.

    Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it got differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

    Yours ever loving,
    Pythagoras

  • LOST & FOUND

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    The Art of being LOST

    lost-gradly.jpg

    And getting FOUND

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    + Refer to the previous post here

    + Inspired by the original picture

  • Crazy Definitions

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    • School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
    • Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
    • Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
    • Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
    • Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
    • Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
    • Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
    • Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
    • Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    • Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
    • Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
    • Father : A banker provided by nature.
    • Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
    • Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    • Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
    • Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
    • Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
    • Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    • Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    • Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
    • Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    • Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
    • Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
    • Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
    • Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead