• Let Ms. Dewey help you !!


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    It’s a new web search engine service comes up with this lady to help you searching the Internet but wait, she is not a virtual girl at all, she is true, the real acteress and singer Janina Gavankar. Nice and silly moves and even tapping on your screen !!

    + www.msdewey.com/

    + Janina Gavankar

  • Laws & Rules


    • LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
    • LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
    • LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
    • LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
    • LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
    • LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
    • LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
    • LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
    • LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
    • LAW OF LOVE: When u love someone really and dont want to him/her go, he/she ‘ll.
    • BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
    • THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  • Rules That A Woman Should Know


    We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

    • Crying is blackmail.
    • Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
    • Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
      + Subtle hints do not work!
      + Strong hints do not work!
      + Obvious hints do not work!
      Just say it!
    • ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
    • Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
    • If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
    • If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
    • You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
      Not both.
    • If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
    • Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
    • Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
    • ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
      Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
      We have no idea what mauve is.
    • If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    • If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
    • If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
    • When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.
    • You have enough clothes.
    • You have too many shoes.
    • I am in shape. Round is a shape.

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  • How men change


    The Love Word:

    • After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!
    • After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
    • After 6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love you, then why do you think I proposed?

    Back from Work:

    • After 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home!
    • After 6 months: I’m BACK!!
    • After 6 years: Have you cooked?

    Phone Ringing:

    • After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
    • After 6 months: Here, it’s for you.
    • After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!

    Cooking:

    • After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    • After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    • After 6 years: AGAIN!

    New Dress:

    • After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
    • After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
    • After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

    TV:

    • After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    • After 6 months: I like this movie.
    • After 6 years: I’m going to watch SPORTS, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!