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INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

SATYAMism
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don’t know what to do with it!

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.

SAPism
You don’t have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2 … stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.

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• TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman #1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman #2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman #1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman #2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman #1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman #2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier

• NOW TWO MEN TALKING:

Man #1: Haircut?
Man #2: Yeah