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Reason why never visit a 5-star Hotel
- Question: “What would you like to have ?Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?”
- Answer: “tea please”
- Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
- Answer: “Ceylon tea”
- Question: “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”
- Answer: “white”
- Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
- Answer: “With milk ?”
- Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?”
- Answer: “With cow milk please”
- Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?”
- Answer: “Um, I’ll take it black “
- Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?”
- Answer: “With sugar”
- Question: “‘Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
- Answer: “Cane sugar”
- Question: “White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
- Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead”
- Question: “Mineral water or still water ?”
- Answer: “Mineral water”
- Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
- Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst”. !!
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Funny Questions !!
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented ?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes ?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ?
- Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one ?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks ?!
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ?
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag ?
- Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive ?
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea … Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it ?
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