• Story Corner: An American Businessman


    An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

    The Mexican replied, “Only a little while, senor.”

    The American then asked, “Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more fish?”

    The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

    The American then asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

    The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, stroll into the village each evening where I play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor.”

    The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution.

    You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

    The Mexican fisherman asked, “But senor, how long will this all take?”

    To which the American replied, “15-20 years.”

    “But what then, senor?”

    The American laughed and said, “That’s the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”

    “Millions, senor? Then what?”

    The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could play your guitar with your amigos.”

  • jokes X jokes


    • A man speaks frantically into the phone,
      “My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
      “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
      “No, you idiot !” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
    • Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
      Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
      Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
      They said you have 24 hours to live.
      Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
      What’s the very bad news?
      Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
    • “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
      “Yes, of course…”
      “Great! I never could before!”
    • A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
      The man complains, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”
      The receptionist asks, “Have you ever seen a doctor?”
      And the man replies, “No, just spots.”
  • Rubberband Magic


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    • Magic With Rubberbands is splendid because its non-cards and its something thats very visual, also it can be performed at anytime.
    • By Chris Brown.
    • By youtube.
  • Crazy Definitions II


    • Atom Bomb – An invention made to end all inventions.
    • Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    • Cigarette – A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
    • Classic – A book which people praises a lot, but do not read.
    • College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
    • Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
    • Compromise – The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    • Conference – The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
    • Conference Room – A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
    • Criminal – A guy no different from the rest … except that he has got caught.
    • Dictionary – A place where divorce comes before marriage.
    • Diplomat – A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip.
    • Divorce – Future tense of marriage.
    • Doctor – A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
    • Ecstasy – A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
    • Etc. – A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    • Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.
    • Father – A banker provided by nature.
    • Lecture – An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
    • Love affairs – Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
    • Marriage – It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
    • Miser – A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
    • Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    • Optimist – A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
    • Opportunist – A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
    • Pessimist – A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
    • Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
    • Politician – One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
    • Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    • Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
    • Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.