• Never Go To HR For a Salary Increase

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    After 3 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying: My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
    The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

    • Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
    • Man:- 365 days and some times 366
    • Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
    • Man:- 24 hours
    • Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
    • Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
    • Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
    • Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)
    • Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
    • Man:- 122 (1/3×366 = 122 in days)
    • Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
    • Man:- No sir
    • Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
    • Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
    • Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
    • Man:- 18 days.
    • Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
    • Man:- 4 days
    • Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
    • Man:- No sir!
    • Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
    • Man:- No sir!
    • Manager:- So how many days are left?
    • Man:- 2 days sir!
    • Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday)?
    • Man:- No sir!
    • Manager:- So how many days are left?
    • Man:- 1 day sir!
    • Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
    • Man:- No sir!
    • Manager:- So how many days are left?
    • Man:- None sir!
    • Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
    • Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.

  • Quiz: Try to figure it out

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    See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common …

    • question_mark_box.gifBanana
    • Dresser
    • Grammar
    • Potato
    • Revive
    • Uneven
    • Voodoo

    Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
    Give It Another Try Please.
    OK … Here You Go … Hope You Didn’t Cheat. Check the Answer in the 1st Comment.

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  • Friends of Men vs. Friends of Women

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes, Parody 2 Responses

    Friends of Women:

    • A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend`s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

    Friends of Men:

    • A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend`s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.

  • Girls are always incomplete without boys !!!

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    • WOMAN has MAN in itsplash_logo_en.gif.
    • SHE has HE in it.
    • Mrs Has Mr. in it.
    • LADY has LAD in it.
    • MISTRESS has MISTER in it!
    • MADAM has ADAM in it.
    • HOSTESS has HOST in it.
    • FEMALE has MALE in it.
    • So on the list is unending.

    And so girls are always incomplete without boys !!!

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