• Story Corner: Student vs. Professor

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    After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

    Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

    Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

    Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.”

    If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam.”

    Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

    Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

    Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

    Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

    He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical .”

  • Help me; I’ve got a virus in my mouse !!

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    Hi All,
    I have a very sincere request to all of you. Please don’t send files that are contaminated with virus to me or anyone. One of you (I don’t know who) had sent a virus file to me and damaged my mouse drivers very seriously. I have attached the details of what has happened (please check the 1st Comment). Hopefully, you’ll be careful next time.

  • jokes X jokes IV

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    • Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
      Old Man: Certainly not.
      Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time?
      Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
      Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
      Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
      Young Man: Quite possible.
      Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
      Young Man: Quite possible.
      Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
      Young Man: Possible
      Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
      Young Man: (Smiles).
      Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
      Young Man: (Smiles).
      Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
      Young Man: (Smiles).
      Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
      Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
      Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a Watch.

    • A man walking along California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice…
      The Geni said: “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
      The man said: “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want”.
      The Geni said: “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
      The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing’s wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
      The Geni replied: “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

  • Germany cloning goes on …

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    Germany is starting to build a name for itself as the startup cloning capital of the world. German clones of popular U.S. services, refer to the very previous post.

    The latest German clone, Verwandt, means “related” in English. Its design and functionality is very similar to its U.S. counterpart, Geni (a cool service enabling you to build your own family tree free for free). In fact it goes well beyond similar – Verwandt is a Geni clone dressed up in some cuddlier graphics. It uses the same layout and quick sign-up flash-based registration form as the U.S. site. They’ve also copied the family tree navigation and profile pages. Take a look below to judge the similarities for yourself. Here is:

    geni11.pngverwandt11.pnggeni22.pngverwandt222.png