• World’s Most Expensive AD


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    • Costing $6.2 million, this Honda ad follows a “domino” effect of car parts for two minutes. “There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film. Everything you see really happened in real time, exactly as you see it. The film took 606 takes”. Enjoy it.
  • Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s


    Boys:
    1– Drive to the bank, park, and go to the Cash Dispenser
    2– Insert card
    3– Dial code and desired amount
    4-Take the cash and the card

    Girls:
    1– Drive to the bank
    2– Check make-up in the mirror
    3– Apply perfume
    4– Manually check haircut
    5– Park car – failure
    6– Park car – failure
    7– Park car – success
    8– Search for the card in the handbag
    9– Insert card, rejected by the machine
    10– Throw phone card back in handbag
    11– Look for bank card
    12– Insert card
    13– Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
    14– Enter code
    15– Study instructions for 2 minutes
    16– #Cancel#
    17– Re-enter code
    18– #Cancel#
    19– Call husband to get correct code
    20– Enter desired amount
    21– #Error#
    22– Enter bigger amount
    23– #Error#
    24– Enter maximum amount
    25– Cross fingers
    26– Take cash
    27– Go back to the car
    28– Check make-up in rear mirror
    29– Look for keys in handbag
    30– Start car
    31– Drive 50 meters
    32– STOP
    33– Drive back to bank machine
    34– Go out of the car
    35– Take card back from machine
    36– Go back to the car
    37– Throw card on passenger seat
    38– Check make-up in rear mirror
    39– Manually check haircut
    40– Go into roundabout – wrong way
    41– BREAK
    42– Go into roundabout – right way
    43– Drive 5 kilometers
    44– Remove hand break

  • Story Corner: How Business is done !!


    • Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
    • Son: “I will choose my own bride!”.
    • Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”.
    • Son: “Well, in that case…ok”.
    • Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
    • Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”.
    • Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”.
    • Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank”.
    • Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”.
    • Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
    • Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president”.
    • President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”.
    • Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law”.
    • President: “Ah, in that case…ok”.

    This is how business is done!!

    The moral of this story:

    • Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.
  • Poem Highlights: Get Out of Bed!


    Mom (yelling):

    Get out of bed you silly fool!
    Get up right now, it’s time for school.
    If you don’t dress without a fuss,
    I’ll throw you naked on the bus!

    Child:

    Oh, Mom, don’t make me go today.
    I’m feeling worse than yesterday.
    You don’t know what I’m going through.
    I’ve got a strange, rare case of flu.
    My body aches, my throat is sore.
    I’m sure I’m knocking on death’s door.
    You can’t send me to school—achoo!— (sneeze)
    `Cause everyone could get it, too.
    Besides the kids despise me there.
    They always tease, and always stare
    And all the teachers know my name.
    When something’s wrong, it’s me they blame

    Mom (yelling):

    You faked a headache yesterday.
    Don’t pull that stuff on me today.
    Stop acting like a silly fool—
    The principal cannot skip school!