• Story Corner: Old Age

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes, Stories 4 Responses

    Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.

    One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”

    After about six seconds of ‘careful consideration’ , she answered “Yes. Yes, I will.”

    The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to Their respective places.

    Next morning, he was troubled. “Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?” He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just Could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to The telephone and called her.

    First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?”

    He was delighted to hear her say, “Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I Meant it with all my heart.”

    Then she continued, “I am so glad that you called, because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.”

  • Cows & Softwarism

    // Gradly // blog, Funny 2 Responses

    Softwarism:

    Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.

    1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off).

    2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan).

    3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design).

    4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework).

    5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC).

    6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2.

    7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework).

    8 . Redo step 4.

    9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over).

    10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing).

    11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.

    12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls.

    13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing).

    14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test).

    15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk.

    16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue).

    17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.

    18. Client is happy ???

    By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk.

    (Software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1).

  • Virtual Barbershop, a Hair cut in 3D sound

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Tech. No Responses

    Attention: A must listen to.

    You will need headphones for this to work … so close your eyes and make some quiet around you. Turn off the lights and enjoy the show.
    It’s all audio and playing with your brain. It’s pretty much awesome in every part.

    [audio:http://f27.putfile.com/getfile/11893bh5c4301-slash65c5-23041video7-5hhsslash2523182989.mp3]

    + More on Binaural Recording.
    + More on Holophonics.

    + Download [link], [link].

  • What is 710 ?!!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes 5 Responses

    This doesn’t mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars … But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!

    Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

    We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

    She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.”

    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

    He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?”

    She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.”

    Are you curious ?! check the photo in the 1st comment below to learn what a 710 is…