• Poem Highlights: Software Professionals

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    In the confines of cubicles by artificial light
    Sipping coffee from the machines day and night
    Speaking on the phones, in meetings we sit
    Staring the monitor, the keyboard we hit
    Far away from loved ones
    Wife, children; daughters and sons
    whom for days we do not meet
    Remembering them, working on our seat
    This is life for us, working away from home
    & loved ones in places afar
    What a life, software professionals we are ?!!

  • I know what you do in Ramadan !!

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  • jokes X jokes VII

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    • Once all the scientists decide to play hide-n-seek…
      Unfortunately Einstein becomes the seeker…
      He is supposed to count up to 100…and then start searching…
      Everyone starts hiding except Newton
      Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein…
      Einstein is counting… 97, 98, 99, 100…
      He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front…
      Einstein says “Newton’s out… Newton’s out…”
      Newton denies and says i am not out…!
      He claims that HE IS NOT NEWTON.
      All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton…!
      How??! TRY
      Locate the answer in the 1st comment.
    • A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
      One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears” You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
      When I got fired, you were there to support me.
      When my business failed, you were there.
      When I got shot, you were by my side.
      When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
      When my health started failing, you were still by my side…
      You know what?”
      “What dear?”, she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
      “I think you’re bad luck”.

  • Story Corner: A disappointed Salesman

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    A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

    A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

    The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…

    First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place”

    “That should have worked,” said the friend.

    The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”