• Birthday Game

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 10 Responses

    Select month, date and color that is relevant to you and complete the sentence.

    • Pick the month you were born in:

    January: i shot
    February: i ate
    March: i killed
    April: i ran away with
    May: i fell in love with
    June: i murdered

    July: i gave my shoes to
    August: i sang a duvet with
    September: i had crush on
    October: i danced with
    November: i kissed
    December: I hit
    • Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1: homeless guy.
    2: a fat lady.
    3: a mad cow.
    4: a mad monkey.
    5: a mexican.
    6: a gangster.
    7: a monkey.
    8: an ipod.
    9: my best friends boyfriend.
    10: a goat.
    11: my dog.
    12: my cat.
    13: the computer.
    14: my science teacher.
    15: my neighbor.
    16: myself.

    17: a giraffe.
    18: my bestfriend’s girl friend.
    19: a gorilla.
    20: a stuffed animal.
    21: a permenant marker.
    22: a policeman.
    23: a cannibal.
    24: a baseball bat.
    25: my pshyciatrist.
    26: old lady.
    27: hockey stick.
    28: a football player.
    29: a post man.
    30: a paperclip.
    31: my cell phone.
    • Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White: Because i was high.
    Black: Because I was drunk.
    Pink: Because I m a half dead.
    Red: Because I was in mental hospital
    Blue: Because i cant control myself.
    Green: Because I hate myself.

    Purple: Because I’am shy.
    Gray: Because that’s the way I am.
    Yellow: Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
    Orange: Because I enjoy it.
    Other: Because I was hungry.

  • Story Corner: Marvelous Answer

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    A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

    The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.”

    The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ’em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?”

    The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:

    “Try to do it when the engine is running.”

  • Believe it or not, you can still read it !!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 5 Responses

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  • Some Very Clever Business Signs & Slogans

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 4 Responses

    01) At an Optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
    02) In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up.”
    03) In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
    04) On a Plumber’s Shop: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
    05) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call us.”
    06) Pizza Shop Slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
    07) At a Tire Shop: “Invite us to your next blowout.”
    08) On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
    09) At a Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
    10) On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
    11) In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out.”
    12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
    13) On a Fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
    14) At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”
    15) Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
    16) At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be de-Lighted.”
    17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Please drive carefully. We’ll wait.”