• Doubts to think about

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 2 Responses

    • I’ve some doubts… Can u please clarify for me…

    1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

    2. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

    3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

    4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

    5. Why do people say, “you’ve been working like adog” when dogs just sitaround all day? 

    6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

    7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

    8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

    9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)

    10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comment)

    11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

    12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help)

    13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

    14. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isn’t it)

    15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

    16. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

    17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

    18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?

    19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

  • T-Shirts in Jordan

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 8 Responses

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    + by Abu Mahjoob Production

  • jokes X jokes VIII

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes 3 Responses

    • OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
      CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
      OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
      CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
      OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
      CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
      OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
      CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
      OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
      CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
      OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
      CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
      OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
      CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
      OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
      CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
      OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
      CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
      OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?
      CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
      OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
      CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
      OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
      CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
      OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
      CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
      OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
      CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. …?
      OFFICER : M P!!!!
      CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
      OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED

  • How Smart is Your Right Foot ??!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 4 Responses

    • This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And if you are anywhere near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying at least a few more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t.

      1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

      2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

      I told you so. And, there’s nothing you can do about it!

      Go ahead KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT!