• I Apologize …

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor, Jokes 6 Responses

    I Apologize… For all the mean things I might have said.I Apologize… For all the things I did or didn’t do.

    I Apologize… If I ever ignored you.

    I Apologize… If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.

    I Apologize… If I ever thought I was better than you.

    I Apologize… For everything wrong I’ve ever done.

    I Care for You… Don’t ever forget that!

    Through bad times and good,

    I’ll always be here for you.

    I’m writing this because… what if… tomorrow…

    Do you know why ?!! Check it HERE.

  • What is B.E ?!!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor No Responses

    8 semesters are there:

    • 80 GB syllabus,
    • 80 MB we study,
    • 80 KB we remember,
    • 80 Bytes we answer,
    • BINARY marks we get,
    • The Degree finally we get is BE.

    That is Brain Empty (B.E)

  • Interesting Logic Equations

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 3 Responses

    PART 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkeys = eat + sleep
    Hence, Human = Donkeys + work + enjoy
    if, Human – enjoy = Donkeys + work
    in other words,
    Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkeys that work

    PART 2

    Men = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkeys = eat + sleep
    Hence, Men = Donkeys + earn money
    if Men – earn money = Donkeys
    in other words,
    Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

    PART 3

    Women = eat + sleep + spend
    Donkeys = eat + sleep
    Hence, Women = Donkeys + spend
    if, Women – spend = Donkeys
    In other words,
    Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

    Summary:

    Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
    Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
    Men + Women = 2 Donkeys

  • NEVER LIE TO YOUR BOSS

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes 9 Responses

    BOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death?”
    EMPLOYEE : “Certainly not! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.
    BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,

    He came here looking for you.!”