• Why You Should Never Put Your Picture on the INTERNET

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 5 Responses

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  • Timepass Joke of the day

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor, Jokes 2 Responses

    One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said:

    “hijack”

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    Everybody in the plane put there hands up.

    Then suddenly

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    Another guy from another side got up and said

    “hi…john”

  • If you love someone … [different views]

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    • THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

    If you love someone,
    Set her free…
    If she comes back, she’s yours,
    If she doesn’t, she never was …

    • & THE NEW VERSIONS …
    Pessimist:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
    If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

    		 Playful:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again, repeat
    Optimist:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    Don’t worry, she will come back.

    		 Suspicious:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.
    Bill Gates:

    If you love someone,
    Set her free …
    If she comes back,
    I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

    		 Finance expert:

    If you love someone
    Set her free …
    If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
    If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

  • This JOKE won an award for the best joke competition

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor, Jokes 4 Responses

    A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.”

    The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.

    “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

    Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

    The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

    • This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an INDIAN … !!!