• Time for some male bashing – [For a change y3ni]

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 5 Responses

    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.

    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are…

    Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares ?????

    Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
    A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

    Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
    A: I) no mind II) no business

    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
    A: Exchange him!!

    Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.

    • Pass this on to some women who need a laugh .. and to men who can handle it !

  • Story Corner: Difference between appraisal & resignation

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor, Stories 2 Responses

    -A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss “what is the meaning of appraisal?”
    –Boss: “Do you know the meaning of resignation?”
    –Trainee: “Yes I do”
    –Boss: “So let me make you understand what an appraisal is by comparing it with resignation”

    Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation

    • In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.

    • In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

    • In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.

    • In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

    • During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

    • During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

    • There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.

    • There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.

    –Trainee: “Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign … !!!”

  • Only in America

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 4 Responses

    1. Only in America … can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America … are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America … do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America … do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America … do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America … do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America … do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from omeone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America … do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America … do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

    10. Only in America … do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

  • Gates vs. Jobs

    // Gradly // blog, commercials, Funny, Humor, Parody, Tech. 4 Responses

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