• Visual Puzzles … Test yourself !!

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    • The first one is Breakfast … Try to do the rest !!

  • Story Corner: Asking the right Question !

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    Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
    Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
    So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray ?”
    The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
    Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
    Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
    And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke ?”
    To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”


    The moral of this story:

    • The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
    • For example, if you want a vacation when still working on a project don’t ask for the holiday;
      Ask: “Can I keep working on this project while I’m on vacation?”

  • Love Letter & Maths

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    • (when a maths teacher writes a love letter)

    My Dear SweetHeart,

    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

    There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

    Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

    The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

    I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

    You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

    The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

    With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

  • Boss is Boss

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    • boss.gifBoss is always Boss
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