- If I like it, it is mine.
- If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
- If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
- If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
- If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
- If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
- If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
- If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.
- If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine.
- If I………………………!
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Oops, sorry! I’ve been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents!
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Children’s LAWS OF Ownership
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What Happens If…
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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!!
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.Â
The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli : will- Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
- Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
- Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
- Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
- Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
- Re-occupy the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.
- Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot them.
- Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
- Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
- Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
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Academy Award Winners
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- Best Motion Picture of the Year
Winner: THE DEPARTEDÂ - Best Achievement in Directing
Winner: Martin Scorsese for THE DEPARTED - Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
Winner: Forest Whitaker for THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND - Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
Winner: Helen Mirren for THE QUEEN - Best Achievement in Editing
Winner: THE DEPARTED - Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song
Winner: AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH - Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
Winner: LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE - Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score
Winner: BABEL - Best Documentary, Feature
Winner: AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH - Best Documentary, Short Subject
Winner: THE BLOOD OF YINGZHOU DISTRICT - Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
Winner: Jennifer Hudson for DREAMGIRLS - Best Foreign Film
Winner: LEBEN DER ANDEREN, DAS - Best Achievement in Visual Effects
Winner: THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - Best Achievement in Cinematography
Winner: LABERINTO DEL FAUNO, EL - Best Achievement in Costume Design
Winner: MARIE ANTOINETTE - Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published
Winner: THE DEPARTED - Best Animated Feature Film of the Year
Winner: HAPPY FEET - Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
Winner: Alan Arkin for LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE - Best Achievement in Sound
Winner: DREAMGIRLS - Best Achievement in Sound Editing
Winner: LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA - Best Short Film, Live Action
Winner: WEST BANK STORY - Best Short Film, Animated
Winner: THE DANISH POET - Best Achievement in Makeup
Winner: LABERINTO DEL FAUNO, EL - Best Achievement in Art Direction
Winner: LABERINTO DEL FAUNO, EL
- Best Motion Picture of the Year
