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  • Story Corner: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes, Stories 5 Responses

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of Pepsi they lay down in their tent for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake.

    • “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
    • Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
    • “What does that tell you?” Holmes questioned.
    • Watson pondered for a minute then he said:
    • “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    • Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
    • Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
    • Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
    • Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    • What does it tell you?”

    Holmes was silent for a minute, and then spoke. “Watson, you idiot !!!!. It tells that someone has stolen our tent.“

  • Before and After Marriage

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes 6 Responses

    Before the marriage:

    (Top to Bottom)

    • He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    • She: Do you want me to leave?
    • He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
    • She: Do you love me?
    • He: Of course!
    • She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    • He: NO! Why you even asking?
    • She: Will you care about me?
    • He: Yes!
    • She: Will you hit me?
    • He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
    • She: Can I trust you?
    • He: Yes.

    After the marriage:

    (Bottom to Top)

    • He: Yes.
    • She: Can I trust you?
    • He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
    • She: Will you hit me?
    • He: Yes!
    • She: Will you care about me?
    • He: NO! Why you even asking?
    • She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    • He: Of course!
    • She: Do you love me?
    • He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
    • She: Do you want me to leave?
    • He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

  • PRISON BREAK Stay Tuned …

    // Gradly // blog, Gossips, Movies 7 Responses

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  • Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes 2 Responses

    01) SAY –DING at each floor.
    02) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    03) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
    04) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    05) MEOW occasionally.
    06) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
    07) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
    08) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
    09) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
    14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
    22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
    23) As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting ”Down! I said down, dmmit”