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  • Cows & the New Economy

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes No Responses

    photocms.jpgINFOSYSism
    You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

    WIPROism
    GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

    SATYAMism
    You have a cow. You have its milk. But don’t know what to do with it!

    IBMism
    You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

    SUNism
    You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.

    SAPism
    You don’t have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

    APPLEism
    You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

    SONYism
    You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.

    CITIBANKism
    Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2 … stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.

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  • AHLEN FM 97.1 launches a New Web Site

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  • Difference in Conversation between Women & Men

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    • TWO WOMEN TALKING:

    Woman #1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
    Woman #2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
    Woman #1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
    Woman #2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
    Woman #1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
    Woman #2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier

    • NOW TWO MEN TALKING:

    Man #1: Haircut?
    Man #2: Yeah

  • Good Advice

    // Gradly // blog, Misc. No Responses

    • One: Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
    • Two: Marry a man / woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
    • Three: Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
    • Four: When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
    • Five: When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
    • Six: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
    • Seven: Believe in love at first sight.
    • Eight: Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
    • Nine: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
    • Ten: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
    • Eleven: Don’t judge people by their relatives.
    • Twelve: Talk slowly but think quickly.
    • Thirteen: When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
    • Fourteen: Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
    • Fifteen: Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
    • Sixteen: When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
    • Seventeen: Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
    • Eighteen: Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
    • Nineteen: When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
    • Twenty: Spend some time alone.