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  • Smart Question!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes No Responses

    One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

    In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

    So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

    • The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

    Q.1. Your Name _____________________( 2 MARKS )
    Q.2. Which tyre burst ?_______________(98 MARKS)

    a) Front Left
    b) Front Right
    c) Back Left
    d) Back Right

    + Said to be True story from IIT Bombay … Batch 1992-96
     + Source

  • Great Recommendations:

    // Gradly // blog, Misc. 2 Responses

    Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two:

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    • A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
    • The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.
    • Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
    • To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
    • Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.
    • May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
    • Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
    • There’s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
    • Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
    • Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
    • REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

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    // Gradly // blog, commercials 2 Responses

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  • Again, ain’t ENGLISH a Funny Language ?!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes, Parody No Responses

    • The bandage was wound around the wound.
    • The farm was used to produce produce.
    • The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
    • We must polish the Polish furniture.
    • He could lead if he would get the lead out.
    • The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
    • A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
    • When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
    • I did not object to the object.
    • The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
    • There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
    • They were too close to the door to close it.
    • The buck does funny things when the does are present.
    • A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
    • To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
    • The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
    • After a number of injections my jaw got number.
    • Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
    • I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
    • How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
    • Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.


    + Refer to PART I post here.