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    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes 5 Responses

    • A man speaks frantically into the phone,
      “My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
      “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
      “No, you idiot !” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
    • Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
      Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
      Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
      They said you have 24 hours to live.
      Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
      What’s the very bad news?
      Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
    • “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
      “Yes, of course…”
      “Great! I never could before!”
    • A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
      The man complains, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”
      The receptionist asks, “Have you ever seen a doctor?”
      And the man replies, “No, just spots.”

  • Rubberband Magic

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    • Magic With Rubberbands is splendid because its non-cards and its something thats very visual, also it can be performed at anytime.
    • By Chris Brown.
    • By youtube.

  • Crazy Definitions II

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    • Atom Bomb – An invention made to end all inventions.
    • Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    • Cigarette – A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
    • Classic – A book which people praises a lot, but do not read.
    • College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
    • Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
    • Compromise – The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    • Conference – The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
    • Conference Room – A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
    • Criminal – A guy no different from the rest … except that he has got caught.
    • Dictionary – A place where divorce comes before marriage.
    • Diplomat – A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip.
    • Divorce – Future tense of marriage.
    • Doctor – A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
    • Ecstasy – A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
    • Etc. – A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    • Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.
    • Father – A banker provided by nature.
    • Lecture – An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
    • Love affairs – Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
    • Marriage – It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
    • Miser – A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
    • Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    • Optimist – A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
    • Opportunist – A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
    • Pessimist – A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
    • Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
    • Politician – One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
    • Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    • Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
    • Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

  • Math Geniuses

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    • Check them out, really funny

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