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  • ME and MY BOSS


    • When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
      When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
    • When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
      When my boss does not do it, he is busy.
    • When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
      When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.
    • When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
      When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating.
    • When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot,
      When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
    • When I am out of the office, I am wondering around,
      When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
    • When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick,
      When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
    • When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
      When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.
    • When I do good, my boss never remembers,
      When I do wrong, he never forgets.
    • When I rush mom to the emergency room and take a couple of hours off, I am a worry wort looking for excuse to skip work,
      When my boss takes a day off to take his kitten to the vet, he is a humanitarian.
  • Story Corner: Man ًًWith No Arms


    A man lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms.

    One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off.

    He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man on the sidewalk below skipping along whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and noticed this man didn’t have any arms at all.

    He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.

    He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly, useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he now knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could do it with no arms.

    The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again. He asked “Why are you so happy anyway?”

    He said “I’m NOT happy; my butt itches.”

  • Have your job rejected?


    • Next time your application for a job is rejected…

    Dear [Interviewer’s Name]:

    Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].

    After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite [Firm’s Name]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

    Sincerely,
    [Your Name]

  • Ramadan Kareem


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    + pic. courtesy of infradrive.com