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  • Birthday Game

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 10 Responses

    Select month, date and color that is relevant to you and complete the sentence.

    • Pick the month you were born in:

    January: i shot
    February: i ate
    March: i killed
    April: i ran away with
    May: i fell in love with
    June: i murdered

    July: i gave my shoes to
    August: i sang a duvet with
    September: i had crush on
    October: i danced with
    November: i kissed
    December: I hit
    • Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1: homeless guy.
    2: a fat lady.
    3: a mad cow.
    4: a mad monkey.
    5: a mexican.
    6: a gangster.
    7: a monkey.
    8: an ipod.
    9: my best friends boyfriend.
    10: a goat.
    11: my dog.
    12: my cat.
    13: the computer.
    14: my science teacher.
    15: my neighbor.
    16: myself.

    17: a giraffe.
    18: my bestfriend’s girl friend.
    19: a gorilla.
    20: a stuffed animal.
    21: a permenant marker.
    22: a policeman.
    23: a cannibal.
    24: a baseball bat.
    25: my pshyciatrist.
    26: old lady.
    27: hockey stick.
    28: a football player.
    29: a post man.
    30: a paperclip.
    31: my cell phone.
    • Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White: Because i was high.
    Black: Because I was drunk.
    Pink: Because I m a half dead.
    Red: Because I was in mental hospital
    Blue: Because i cant control myself.
    Green: Because I hate myself.

    Purple: Because I’am shy.
    Gray: Because that’s the way I am.
    Yellow: Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
    Orange: Because I enjoy it.
    Other: Because I was hungry.

  • Story Corner: Marvelous Answer

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes, Stories No Responses

    A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

    The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.”

    The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ’em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?”

    The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:

    “Try to do it when the engine is running.”

  • Easy & Difficult !!

    // Gradly // blog, Misc. 2 Responses

    Easy is to forgive others,
    Difficult is to ask for forgiveness.
    Easy is to set rules,
    Difficult is to follow them.
    Easy is to dream every night,
    Difficult is to fight for a dream.
    Easy is to admire a full moon,
    Difficult to see the other side.
    Easy is to stumble with a stone,
    Difficult is to get up.
    Easy is to receive,
    Difficult is to give.
    Easy is to criticize others,
    Difficult is to improve oneself.
    Easy is to run,
    Difficult is to hide.
    Easy is to read this,
    Difficult is to follow.

    Easy is to make mistakes,
    Difficult is to learn from them.
    Easy is to show victory,
    Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity.
    Easy is keep the friendship with words,
    Difficult is to keep it with meanings.
    Easy is to enjoy life every day,
    Difficult is to give its real value.
    Easy is to forgive sometimes,
    Difficult is to forget.
    Easy is to talk without thinking,
    Difficult is to refrain the tongue.
    Easy is to hurt someone who loves us,
    Difficult is to heal the wound.

  • Believe it or not, you can still read it !!

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 5 Responses

    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg, The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt ..