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  • Always give 100% at work

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 3 Responses

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  • Fish Evolution

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  • Story Corner: Will Power

    // Gradly // blog, Humor, Stories 2 Responses

    An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

    His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

    Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year.

    I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.

    Love, Dad

    Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

    “For Heaven’s sake, Dad,don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!” At 4a.m.

    the next morning,

    A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

    Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.

    His son’s reply was: “Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you from here.”

    The moral of this story:

    • No matter where you are in the world,
    • if you have decided to do something deep from your heart, you can do it.
    • it is the thought that matters not where you are or where the person is.

  • Cool Facts

    // Gradly // blog, Misc. No Responses

    • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
    • To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
    • The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
    • Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
    • In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
    • All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
    • Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
    • Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.
    • If at first you don’t succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
    • You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
    • Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
    • If you have paper, you don’t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.
    • If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
    • You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
    • After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
    • The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
    • Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker