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  • Flirting Program in C++

    // Gradly // blog, Humor 2 Responses

    #include<STD ISD PCO.h>
    #include <mobile.h>
    #include<sms.h>
    #include<love.h>
    #define Cute beautiful_lady

    Main()
    {
    Goto college;
    Scanf(“100%”,&ladies);

    If(lady == Cute)
    Line++;
    While( !reply )

    {
    Printf(“I Love U”);
    Scanf(“100%” ,&reply);
    }

    If(reply == “OUT”)
    Main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

    Elseif(reply == “STUPID”)
    Exit(1);

    Elseif(reply == “I Love U”)
    {
    Lover =Cute ;
    Love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
    }

    Goto restaurant;

    Restaurant:
    {
    Food++;
    Smile++;
    Pay->money = lover->money;
    Return(college) ;
    }

    If(time == 2.30)
    Goto cinema;

    Cinema:
    {
    Watch++;
    If(intermission)
    {
    Coke++;
    Popecorn++;
    }}}

  • Why You Should Never Put Your Picture on the INTERNET

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor 5 Responses

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  • Timepass Joke of the day

    // Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor, Jokes 2 Responses

    One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said:

    “hijack”

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    Everybody in the plane put there hands up.

    Then suddenly

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    Another guy from another side got up and said

    “hi…john”

  • Story Corner: The Salt !!

    // Gradly // blog, Stories 2 Responses

    Once an unhappy young man came to an old master and told he was very sad and asked for a solution.

    The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it. “How does it taste?” the Master asked. “Awful,” spat the apprentice. The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake. The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake, the old man said, “Now drink from the lake.”

    As the water dripped down the young man’s chin, the Master asked, “How does it taste?” “Good!” remarked the apprentice. “Do you taste the salt?” asked the Master. “No,” said the young man. The Master sat beside this troubled young man, took his hands, and said,

    “The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same. But the amount we taste the ‘pain’ depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things … Stop being a glass. Become a lake

    The moral of this story:
    When you have pain in Life :

    • If you put it in front of GOD then it will be very less.
    • But if you put it in front of any other than him it will be very large!!