Newton’s laws for Engineers

// Gradly // blog, Funny

  • Law -1:
    Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding e-mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced Manager.
  • Law -2:
    The rate of change in the work is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force is applied.
  • Law -3:
    For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite work implementation.
  • Law -4 – Bonus:
    Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from drawings/jobs by an engineer/professional. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of mistakes in the drawing/job always remains constant.