jokes X jokes VIII


  • OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
    OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
    CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
    OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
    OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
    CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
    OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
    OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
    CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
    OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
    OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
    CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
    OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
    OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?
    CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
    OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
    OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
    CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
    OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
    CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
    OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
    CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. …?
    OFFICER : M P!!!!
    CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
    OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED