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  • Once all the scientists decide to play hide-n-seek…
    Unfortunately Einstein becomes the seeker…
    He is supposed to count up to 100…and then start searching…
    Everyone starts hiding except Newton
    Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein…
    Einstein is counting… 97, 98, 99, 100…
    He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front…
    Einstein says “Newton’s out… Newton’s out…”
    Newton denies and says i am not out…!
    He claims that HE IS NOT NEWTON.
    All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton…!
    How??! TRY
    Locate the answer in the 1st comment.
  • A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears” You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
    When I got fired, you were there to support me.
    When my business failed, you were there.
    When I got shot, you were by my side.
    When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
    When my health started failing, you were still by my side…
    You know what?”
    “What dear?”, she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
    “I think you’re bad luck”.