Good One To Laugh
- A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
- Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell a Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
- A man got two wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC.
- Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
- When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
- “A Ship is always safe at the shore – but that is NOT what it is built for” – Albert Einstein.