WHY …? WHY …? WHY …?


  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at the Special Olympics?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  • If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
  • Can you cry under water?
  • If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
  • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  • Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?