Reason why never visit a 5-star Hotel

// Gradly // blog, Funny, Jokes

  • Question: “What would you like to have ?Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?”
  • Answer: “tea please”
  • Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
  • Answer: “Ceylon tea”
  • Question: “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”
  • Answer: “white”
  • Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
  • Answer: “With milk ?”
  • Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?”
  • Answer: “With cow milk please”
  • Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?”
  • Answer: “Um, I’ll take it black “
  • Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?”
  • Answer: “With sugar”
  • Question: “‘Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
  • Answer: “Cane sugar”
  • Question: “White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
  • Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead”
  • Question: “Mineral water or still water ?”
  • Answer: “Mineral water”
  • Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
  • Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst”. !!