- AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention.
- BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet.
- FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
- FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
- HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive.
- SAAB : Shape Appears @ss-Backwards.
- SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.
- VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
- PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.