INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
SATYAMism
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don’t know what to do with it!
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.
SAPism
You don’t have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2 … stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.
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