#1. The female always makes the rules.
#2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
#3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all females are born with this knowledge.
#4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may immediately change some or all of the rules.
#5. The female is never wrong.
#6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
#7. If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
#8. The female may change her mind at any given point in time.
#9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
#10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
#11. On birthdays, the female doesn’t get older, she just keeps getting better and better and better.