- In the beginning was the Plan.
- And then came the Assumptions.
- And the Assumptions were without Form.
- And the Plan was without Substance.
- And Darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.
- And they spoke among themselves saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinks.“
- And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung and we cannot live with the smell.“
- And the supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, “It is a container of organic waste and it is very strong such that none may abide by it.“
- And the managers went unto their Directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by it.“
- And the directors went unto their Executive directors, saying, “It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very powerful.“
- And the executive directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying, “It promotes growth and is very powerful.“
- And the vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects.“
- And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.
- And the plan became Policy.
- And this is how shit happens.
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