If you love someone … [different views]

// Gradly // blog, Funny, Humor

  • THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was …

  • & THE NEW VERSIONS …
Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

 Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat
Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

 Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Bill Gates:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

 Finance expert:

If you love someone
Set her free …
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.