1. Putting crayons in the microwave or the clothes dryer is a no-no.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. It’s not a good idea to shine the bathroom floor with Vaseline.
9. Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
10. School lunches stick to the wall.
11. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
12. You can never put toothpaste back in the tube.
13. The best place to be when your sad is in Grandma’s lap.
14. Never put chewed gum in your pocket without a wrapper.
15. Moms get mad when you cut your own bangs.
16. Moms gets even madder when you let your friend cut your bangs.