WHY …? WHY …? WHY …?
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
- Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal†people at the Special Olympics?
- If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
- If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
- Can you cry under water?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
- Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby†when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?