Funny Questions !!


  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented ?
  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes ?
  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ?
  • Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one ?
  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ?
  • I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks ?!
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ?
  • Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag ?
  • Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive ?
  • If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea … Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it ?