1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”.
– That’s Direct Marketing.
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”.
– That’s Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”.
– That’s Telemarketing.
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you Marry Me?”.
– That’s Public Relations.
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry ! Me?”.
– That’s Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face”.
– That’s Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.”.
– That’s demand and supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
– That’s competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me! your wife arrives.”.
– That’s restriction for entering new markets.