We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
+ Subtle hints do not work!
+ Strong hints do not work!
+ Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it! - ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
- If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both. - If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
- Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
- ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is. - If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
- If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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