Children’s LAWS OF Ownership


  • If I like it, it is mine.
  • If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
  • If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  • If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  • If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  • If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
  • If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
  • If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.
  • If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine.
  • If I………………………!
     
    Oops, sorry! I’ve been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents!